Get in Loser Bumper Sticker or Magnet

Get in loser, we're hunting 2,000 pounds of buffalo and only carrying back 100 pounds of meat. This nostalgic 10x3 inch sticker/magnet combines Mean Girls energy with the brutal reality of America's favorite educational death simulator. Featuring authentic Oregon Trail pixel art aesthetics, this is for everyone who ever tried to ford the river and instantly regretted it.

Perfect for millennials who grew up playing Oregon Trail in computer class, retro gaming fans, history teachers with a dark sense of humor, or anyone who's ever lost Mary to a snakebite on Day 3. RIP to all our pixelated pioneers who died of exhaustion, broken legs, measles, and yes - dysentery.

Features:

10x3 inch size - perfect for bumpers, laptops, toolboxes, or any flat surface
Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet
High-quality printing with bold, eye-catching design
Durable and fade-resistant for long-lasting laughs

Great gift for retro gamers, Oregon Trail survivors, teachers, history buffs, or anyone who peaked in elementary school computer lab!

Shop small, support independent artists, and embrace the chaos. Made with quality vinyl for long-lasting inappropriate humor. Perfect for Daniel Berchtold Designs fans and anyone whose sense of humor is as crude as their bumper sticker collection.