Funny Bumper Stickers and Car Magnets for People Who Have Seen Things in Traffic
Your car's bumper is saying nothing right now. Tragic. The person behind you in the drive-thru line is bored, their phone is at 4%, and your blank bumper is a wasted opportunity to make a stranger's whole day slightly worse in a fun way.
That is the entire pitch for a funny bumper sticker as a gift. It costs less than the drive-thru order, it ships in an envelope, and the person you give it to will think about you every single time someone tailgates them. Which is often. Traffic is a nightmare and we all live there now.
Start with the one that says what everyone is thinking about the cameras multiplying on every corner. FLOCK YOU is a 10x3 sticker or magnet aimed squarely at Flock surveillance cameras, readable from three cars back, $3 for the sticker and $5 for the magnet. Its sibling FLOCK OUT goes bigger and louder at $6 or $9 if your gift recipient has main character energy about privacy.
For the friend who treats honking as a second language, there is If You Honk At Me... , a 10x3 warning label for the rest of us. For the friend who is simply going through it, How's My Crying? parodies the fleet vehicle feedback sticker, except the feedback requested is emotional. It even has a phone number on it. You can call it.
And for the new driver, the anxious driver, or the driver who parallel parks like it is a competitive sport, Please Be Patient Stupid Driver is just honesty in caution sign format. Yellow, black, zero lies detected.
Every design comes as a weatherproof vinyl sticker or a flexible magnet, so the commitment level is up to them. Magnets come off clean when the bit gets old or the car gets sold. Code DABFAN takes 20% off if you are stocking up for the whole group chat.
FAQ
How big are these bumper stickers and magnets?
Most designs are 10 x 3 inches, standard bumper sticker size. FLOCK YOU is also 10 x 3. They are sized to be read from the car behind you.
What is the difference between the sticker and magnet versions?
The sticker is durable vinyl with adhesive backing, peel and stick, weatherproof outdoors. The magnet is flexible, sticks to clean flat steel, and removes with no residue. Prices: $6 sticker / $9 magnet on 10x3 designs, $3 / $5 on FLOCK YOU.
Are these good stocking stuffers?
Yes. They are flat, light, and ship in an envelope. Prices run $3 to $9 before discounts, and DABFAN takes 20% off at checkout.
