Gag Gifts Under $15 for Coworkers Who Are Barely Holding It Together
Office gift exchanges have two settings: a candle nobody wants, or a gift so specific that the person laughs about it in the parking lot. Be the second one.
Everything here is under $15. Most of it is under $10. All of it says the quiet part out loud, which is what your coworkers are already doing in the group chat that management is not in.
The safest bet in the whole shop is PLEASE HESITATE TO CONTACT ME It is the official communication policy of every introvert on your team, printed on a 10x3 sticker or magnet with a little rotary phone that will never be answered. $6 sticker, $9 magnet. Slap the magnet on a filing cabinet and it becomes policy.
For the coworker whose entire personality is a browser with 40 tabs open, I'M NOT A ROBOT recreates the CAPTCHA checkbox we have all failed at least once. It is for anyone who has stared at tiny squares of traffic lights and questioned their own humanity before 9am.
Powered By Vibes & Deadlines is the honest productivity system. Fifty percent positive energy, fifty percent panic. Your project manager has this energy. Your project manager needs this sticker.
Then there is Undiagnosed But I'm Fairly Confident , for the coworker who has done extensive research at 2am and has theories. And the little 3 inch Socially Awkward & Proud at $3 or $5, for laptops and office fridges, for the teammate who leaves every party early and regrets nothing.
White elephant, Secret Santa, or just morale repair on a Tuesday. Code DABFAN takes 20% off, because the budget meeting said gifts had to be reasonable this year.
FAQ
Is everything on this page really under $15?
Yes. The 10x3 stickers are $6 and the magnets are $9. The 3 inch Socially Awkward design is $3 for the sticker and $5 for the magnet. Code DABFAN takes another 20% off.
Sticker or magnet for an office gift?
The magnet is the safer office pick. It sticks to filing cabinets, fridges, and lockers, and it comes off clean with no residue when someone changes desks. The sticker is better for laptops and water bottles.
What sizes are these?
The bumper style designs are 10 x 3 inches. Socially Awkward & Proud is a 3 inch die cut design. Both sticker and magnet versions are waterproof and weatherproof.
