Due to a Curse This Car Cannot Be Washed Sticker or Magnet

Finally, a legitimate excuse for your filthy car! This wickedly clever 10x3 inch sticker/magnet features mystical witchy vibes with skulls, potions, wands, and cosmic elements - all explaining why your vehicle looks like it drove through a dust storm. It’s not laziness, it’s a curse. Totally different.

Perfect for witches who hate car washes, mystical folks with questionable vehicle maintenance habits, anyone who believes in manifesting but not in scrubbing, or people who just want a funny excuse for their dirty car. The stars have aligned to keep your car grimy, and who are you to argue with fate?

Features:
10x3 inch size - perfect for bumpers, laptops, toolboxes, or any flat surface

Available as weatherproof sticker or flexible magnet

High-quality printing with bold, eye-catching design

Durable and fade-resistant for long-lasting laughs

Great gift for witches, astrology fans, procrastinators, anyone with a perpetually dirty car, or people who appreciate mystical excuses for their life choices!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Shop small, support independent artists, and embrace the chaos. Made with quality vinyl for long-lasting inappropriate humor. Perfect for Daniel Berchtold Designs fans and anyone whose sense of humor is as crude as their bumper sticker collection.